Stolen from Grood...cuz i love it...but you know that: http://www.grood.com/


"My roommate and I will sometimes talk online while we’re both at home at our apartment. I mean, we won’t have conversations or anything. We’re dorks but we’re not, you know, dork dorks. Like he’ll find an interesting link and he’ll send it my way. Well, the other day he sent me a link and I checked it out and made a comment back to him. He must have though my comment was hilarious because he responded with LOL.
The thing is he was maybe 15 to 20 feet away from me and I definitely did not hear him LOL. I could see him. His door was open. He didn’t LOL. He didn’t ROFL. He didn’t LMAO. He didn’t do any other gay acronym that would denote audible laughter. The man is a lying son of a bitch. He is an LSOB."