The Sickest Thing Ever?

The lovely image above is what comes up in a google image search if you type "the sickest thing ever".

The following text is what comes up on a regular google search: When I opened my eyes, I saw Spock, standing at Vorik's head, coming into his mouth as my mother stood pressed behind him, pinching his nipples.

Yeah...I find it hillarious...so I thought I would share that.

Also...filthy=feel fee

Laughter...LAUGHTER I SAY!

This was a pretty good weekend. It just felt generally nice to be free. I did all the normal things: hung with old friends, walked waaaaay to much, hit on jugglers at the beach, met my best friend's kinda boyfriend, slept in my bed with someone i just met...pretty typical.

Life's A Beach

First off, I am both sad and glad to announce that I have completed my last show with Whalebone Theatre.
I cried for about an hour after it was done.
The cast party was one of the best ever though.
Secondly, I had an excellent weekend.
Lots of late nights, fires, beaches, and good company.
Lastly, I saw Tokyo Drift on Sunday and it rocked.
I am such a sucker for fast car movies...I always have been.
I am thinking I need to see Kill Bill 1&2 again, just because they are awesome.
I got three new CD's, some books, a shirt, a wallet, and a ring.
Spending money is FUN!
Thats All For Now Folks,

Courts

...wounds...

So the address for my blog is saltinthosewounds.
That is a line from a poem I wrote, I figured maybe I should post it for those of you who have not read it. The poem is called Damn You.
I love that I wrote a poem with this title and made it almost completely serious.
The first stanza was inspired by Lemon Demon and the wonderful video Word Disassociation: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/word
This poem is NOT based on actual events, I dont know how I thought this up.


I turn around and I am free
To stare at
Your never
Undressing, never
Unsure, never quite
Ugly sneer.
I wonder if you Like it
Or if it
Likes you.

As I stare
Your way
I wonder why
You make me so angry
And why that feels so good.
Of course,
My anger is never anything
Less than
Exquisite.

Somehow I always manage
To turn away before
My head falls along with my heart.
You’re are
Completely,
Willingly,
Deceiving.
Don’t you understand
I’ve been living in hell?
You could be too
…it is surprisingly easy
To arrange.

Damning you
Should have been hard
But it turns out you did not
Need my assistance.
Everyone has their secrets.
Damn you
Throwing away a beautiful soul
So willingly for a
Handsome prince.

Call upon your
Guardian angel
And please tell him
ThanksFrom me.
I was saved as he
Damned you.
Both in
One foul…touch…suck?
Killing two birds with one stone
…Has never been such fun.

So come and take me!
What’s the matter baby?
Your soul is fucked anyways
Let me rub some…
…Salt
In those wounds.

My finger tips are burnt
Too many matches left
Alight to long.
Your eyes are red
Too many nights left
Alone, hating who you are.
Now tell me honey,
Who’s more messed up?
I’ve never been one
To deny
What I am.

I don’t need
To know
Who you are.
You already hate you
Why add me to the list?
Just get this over with
So I can remember that
I’ve forgotten your name.

Don’t kiss me
Just stick your tongue
Down my throat.
I’ll call it
Harassment. And
We’ll call it
A day.

Again.

The End?

So yeah, I had my last opening night with Whalebbone Theatre last night.
It was good and bad and it helped me realize how much I've grown.
I got some very bad news after the show but I'm trying to focus on the good things.
Jamie is actually going to be a very good stage manager next year...of course he's also an awesome actor...it's going to be a really good year next year for Whalebone...probably because they get rid of all of us.
Oh, I'm including a picture that I love...the barbed wire is %100 real and not blunted at all.
It was taken by Doomsday Dawn on Deviant Art.

FREEDOM!

You had the right idea man, freedom.

I hope you got it, you deserve it.

RIP

Alberta John

Where Are You Mind?

I am feeling lost.
Not lost as in "I dont know where I am",
lost as in I feel like my sould might be drifting away.
Where Are You Mind?
Thats something I always say as a joke but today when I said it I thought of a song that I love called Expiration Notice and one of the lines is "where is my mind?"
So I'm going to ask, seriously for once, Where Are You Mind? Where is my mind?
I honestly dont know right now.
This is odd, I've never felt quite like this before.
I thought I had out felt myself and everything was going to stay neutral now...
At least I know I'm alive...feeling=alive.
And alive is a good way to be.

Smart Cars...Pfff.

Seriously I think the best way to advertise Smart Cars is to say:
"If you get hit by a semi truck you'll be dust in about 2.5 seconds...you wont feel a thing. Buy Smart."
I mean honestly, those things just dont stand a chance, they look like those bike tents...you know the things that parents stick their kids in behind their bikes.
Dont even get me started on those things...

The Previous

My previous post on this blog rocks the world right off orbit...except then we'd all be dead...
Who figured that out anyways?
And I mean really...who cares...so not important...if something is going to knock the earth off of it's orbit there really isn't going to be alot we can do about it...it's not like we're living in the movie armageddon.
So who the hell wasted all their brain power figuring that out?...and they could be wrong because we have no REAL way of knowing the truth.
And why the hell are we wasting all this money on trying to get into space? So we have somewhere to go when we fuck up the earth enough?
oh wait...i have a brilliant idea. LETS STOP FUCKING UP THE EARTH!
*gasp* it could never work.
Instead of putting all this money into the space program lets FEED HUNGRY CHILDREN!!! ok...where was I? Oh yeah, the previous blog entry rules.

Time Is On My Side

AHHHHH! I'm a demon! *touches you* AHHHHH! You're a demon!

In The Beginning

So yeah, starting a new blog.
I hated the other one and never posted on it.
This will be a place for my thoughts, feelings, and above all, my rants.
The insanity will not end.
More later people.
Peace.